Did you ever wake up so full of vigor that you felt you could accomplish anything you ever wanted? Did you ever get so high that you shit in your shower and tried to take a shower in your toilet? Well I sure as shit didn't do that on the morning of my wedding, despite what some jealous and vindictive slut of a bride's maid might say.
In an unrelated note, don't you think that if you love someone, and are ready to spend your whole life with them, and keep the really expensive ring they gave you, that you wouldn't flip out just cause you rudely come into the bathroom without knocking and see a little feces on the tiles and your fiance naked with his ass in the air and head in the toilet, trying to get rid of his dandruff with Clorox?
At least I can say I had a fantastic bachelor's party.
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