A good way to get kicked out of a bowling alley is to throw a severed head down the lane instead of the ball. Sure you'll get a good laugh but unless the attendant is asleep or really into cleaning the shoes you're sure to get tossed. That's why it's best to do it on the tenth frame after you've already gotten your money's worth.
If you're really committed to staying you can try to make a case for yourself by pointing out that you're wearing regulation shoes and didn't step over the line. Those bowling alley people are real sticklers for that sort of thing and that might help calm then down a little.
Still when they look down that lane and see that severed head in the gutter staring back at them, (and it will be in the gutter mind you, throwing a strike with a severed head is darn near impossible!), they are more than likely going to be pretty strict and insist on your expulsion, even when you ask to see the bowling by laws that prevent heads from being tossed down lanes.
As a last ditch effort as your being manhandled towards the door try screaming out that the head belonged to a bad person, who didn't consider bowling a real sport. If the attendant is a true bowling lover with low self esteem he may grant you a reprieve.
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