I was cooking for my kids the other day...man those kids say the darndest things sometimes...it's true they do....
So my youngest...little Tommy...looks up at me and says, "I LOVE HOT DOGS!"
I nod and say, "I know you do buddy!"
And he says, "I LOVE THEM CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE PENISES!"
Now that's something you don't want your kid to say...that sort of spoils lunch...I didn't even ask if he thought hot dogs tasted like penises too...I didn't want to know his thoughts on that... sometimes ignorance really is bliss.
I pulled the plate from him and said, "Tommy...i think it's time you become a vegetarian."
Lesson learned! Don't cook naked in front of the kids...I mean I love it...love the freedom of cooking naked...so natural and beautiful...and it infuses the food with flavor...not in a gross pube way...but the effervescence of cooking free makes the food taste so good...
But it's not worth it when your kids says shit like that.
Happy ending to the story...not that kind of happy ending...after lunch i took Tommy to the adoption agency and they took him back no questions asked!
That was good news...I was worried they'd have a no return policy but when I pushed him to the secretary she just made me sign a quick form and I was out the door ...I guess they figure it's not good for the kids to hear things like "I no longer want this little freak cause he makes me feel bad about the way I cook."
