Amazing what you can accomplish with a gun and a hard on. Seize the day. Those Latin fucks knew what they were talking about way back when. When I woke up this morning I didn't think I would be having my first threesome before noon, but it just goes to show that if you put your mind to something, and you have a loaded revolver, you can really do a lot.
It's after lunch now and I'm having second thoughts. Should I really be bragging about a three way? Is it truly a menage a trois if it was rape? I knew making a bucket list before breakfast was a mistake. I just can't think straight on an empty stomach, but my cock can sure get hard! Why is that? I guess I'll leave that question up to the scientists and go pay a visit to my attorney.
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